Bienvenido al rincón de McPato, un sitio preparado para albergar toda la cantidad de chorradas posible, tanto cosas frikis, como todo tipo de estupideces que puedan sacar una sonrisa. Disfruta ;)Tumblr (3.0; @josemcpato)http://josemcpato.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2205cacf56bb94a99c1875bc88ec6a3c/tumblr_mmqrucCdfZ1sqsmx7o6_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0373e4a222664e3fde2766a9635158dc/tumblr_mmqrucCdfZ1sqsmx7o2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/83677396a68dea9f0db80ad6d2e33786/tumblr_mmqrucCdfZ1sqsmx7o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/941c0d335e46594ee15608a2afbdf11c/tumblr_mmqrucCdfZ1sqsmx7o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/64e1219e3748a6e3e9a7afd7b76ae6f1/tumblr_mmqrucCdfZ1sqsmx7o1_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/26b91138166af09f85d6a543d16ad003/tumblr_mmqrucCdfZ1sqsmx7o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://nebesulandia.tumblr.com/post/50998053082/seventy-five-percent-water-gymnosomata" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">nebesulandia</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://seventy-five-percent-water.tumblr.com/post/50343590119/gymnosomata-commonly-known-as-sea-angels-an-apt" target="_blank">seventy-five-percent-water</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Gymnosomata, commonly known as Sea Angels. An apt name- the sea angels are the ethereal, translucent, fluttering angels of the sea. </span></p> <p><span>In hard scientific terms, they’re s</span><span>mall swimming sea slugs, but we’ll pass over that for now and just admire how delicately beautiful these wonderful creatures are.</span></p> </blockquote> <p>Que preciosidad.</p></blockquote>http://josemcpato.tumblr.com/post/51035660214http://josemcpato.tumblr.com/post/51035660214Wed, 22 May 2013 03:38:45 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdkssg5IYS1ql2603o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://distorsionparalela.tumblr.com/post/50997263596/gran-hero-sin-palabras" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">distorsionparalela</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gran-hero.tumblr.com/post/50981635945" target="_blank">gran-hero</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*___________________*</p> </blockquote> <p>Sin palabras</p></blockquote>http://josemcpato.tumblr.com/post/51035628253http://josemcpato.tumblr.com/post/51035628253Wed, 22 May 2013 03:38:21 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/deae19ace3f41571bb8fd1870b1f004d/tumblr_mn5xlu6jMb1qcbrp0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://we-are-star-stuff.tumblr.com/post/51006592990/if-earth-had-a-ring-like-saturn-our-planet-is" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">we-are-star-stuff</a>:</p> <blockquote><h1 class="headline"><strong><a href="http://io9.com/if-earth-had-a-ring-like-saturn-508750253" target="_blank">If Earth Had a Ring Like Saturn</a></strong></h1> <p><span>Our planet is lucky enough to have a large moon orbiting not too far away, which makes for very pretty moonlit nights. But for spectacular skies it might almost be worth trading in our moon for a ring like Saturn’s.</span></p> <p>In fact, the earth did once have a ring - as part of the formation of our moon, ironically enough. When the planet Thea crashed into the earth, a titanic amount of material was blown into space. This went into orbit around the earth, forming a ring until it all eventually coalesced into our present-day satellite. This only happened because the material was orbiting outside of earth’s Roche limit.</p> <p>In 1848, the French mathematician Edouard Roche calculated that if a large satellite were to approach too closely to a planet, it would be torn apart by the planet’s gravitational forces. This happens because the gravitational attraction of a planet on a moon is not equal. The planet pulls more on the side of the moon closest to it and less on the side further away. If the moon gets too close, this unequal pull can become great enough to tear the moon apart. Every planet has what is called a Roche limit.</p> <p>Some astronomers believe that Saturn’s rings are material that was unable to form into a moon because it lies within the planet’s Roche limit. The gravitational pull of Saturn prevents particles from clumping together to form a moon. Another idea popular among scientists suggests that during the time when Saturn was first forming, it had one or more moons just outside its Roche limit. The bigger a planet is, the more gravity it has. And the more gravity it has, the bigger its Roche limit is. So as Saturn grew larger, its Roche limit grew, too. The limit soon moved past the inner moons and these moons soon broke apart. The remnants of the destroyed moons eventually formed the magnificent rings we see today. There may still be large pieces of these ancient moons within the rings. They would be much smaller than their ancestors but a thousand times larger than a typical ring particle. Another theory suggests that a few hundred million years ago - at a time when the early ancestors of the dinosaurs were roaming Earth - Saturn may have had no rings at all. The rings formed when one or more small moons wandered too close to Saturn. When they got within the Roche limit, Saturn’s gravity ripped them apart. After millions of years of bumping against one another, the pieces of moon were ground into the tiny particles that form the rings today.</p> <p>If we had rings in the same proportion to our planet that Saturn’s are to it, it is pretty easy to figure out what they would like like from different places on the earth. From the equator the rings would be passing directly overhead. Since you’d be looking in the same plane as the rings, all you would see is a bright line arching from horizon to horizon. Here is what the rings might look like from Quito, Ecuador:</p> <p><img alt="" src="http://s12.postimg.org/vegq2rj3h/ku_xlarge.jpg"/></p> <p>If we travel just a little further north to Guatemala, the rings begin to spread across the sky. The earthlight illuminating the dark side of the moon is many times brighter than we are accustomed to, due to the increased sunlight being reflected from the rings.</p> <p><img alt="" src="http://s12.postimg.org/3tnwbi1kd/ku_xlarge_1.jpg"/></p> <p>From Washington, DC (at 38° latitude), the rings begin to sink below the horizon, though they would still be an awe-inspiring sight as they dominate the sky both day and night.</p> <p><img alt="" src="http://s12.postimg.org/69pppcjn1/ku_xlarge_2.jpg"/></p> <p>At the Arctic Circle, the rings barely reach above the horizon. Seen here from Nome, Alaska, the brilliant rings illuminate the barren landscape scarcely more than a full moon would. Unlike the sun or moon, however, the rings neither rise nor set… they are always visible, day or night, always in exactly the same place.</p> <p><img alt="" src="http://s12.postimg.org/hjifkaood/ku_xlarge_3.jpg"/></p></blockquote>http://josemcpato.tumblr.com/post/51034716150http://josemcpato.tumblr.com/post/51034716150Wed, 22 May 2013 03:27:20 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ce4ab7dc0c67ea939bf31474e1194049/tumblr_mmlswlHvDx1rukxf3o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://josemcpato.tumblr.com/post/51034225051http://josemcpato.tumblr.com/post/51034225051Wed, 22 May 2013 03:21:20 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7qiaonqxk1ryzxtmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cacarosa.tumblr.com/post/51019056310/confiamos-en-desconocidos-dice" target="_blank">cacarosa</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Confiamos en desconocidos dice.</p> <p>AJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="" src="http://memearchive.net/memerial.net/5525/scientology-tom-cruise-laughing.jpg"/></p> <p>Por los cojones</p>http://josemcpato.tumblr.com/post/51034011643http://josemcpato.tumblr.com/post/51034011643Wed, 22 May 2013 03:18:45 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3mp4cWDfi1qm8fzgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://josemcpato.tumblr.com/post/51033843941http://josemcpato.tumblr.com/post/51033843941Wed, 22 May 2013 03:16:42 +0200“C:/MiCasa/Cocina/Nevera/CajónDeAbajo/Filetes.jpg click Cambiar nombre:”Filetes.pdf”. Y así es...http://josemcpato.tumblr.com/post/51033551872http://josemcpato.tumblr.com/post/51033551872Wed, 22 May 2013 03:13:07 +0200eunhaeheaven: I did this a while back but can’t find the post so I am doing it again :) http://josemcpato.tumblr.com/post/50979007736http://josemcpato.tumblr.com/post/50979007736Tue, 21 May 2013 11:15:35 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/99ac1923a3c95a8af73c82023c4d205b/tumblr_mn1ypg31mZ1rnpi9uo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://saraarp.tumblr.com/post/50826238307/simba-remember-who-you-are" target="_blank">saraarp</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>SIMBA</p> <p>REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE</p> </blockquote> <p>Simba, has olvidado quién eres…</p> <p>Recuerdalo Simba, recuerda quién eres</p> <p>Mola porque todos lo hemos leido mentalmente con la voz de Constantino Romero, que en paz descanse y la fuerza lo acompañe.</p>http://josemcpato.tumblr.com/post/50941917495http://josemcpato.tumblr.com/post/50941917495Tue, 21 May 2013 00:58:00 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a4fdb0e8761eaea79c80622b25ea4a2b/tumblr_mn2pufqJKY1qfey1fo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e095da5dfba49148a7ac5ab5ba5b02c1/tumblr_mn2pufqJKY1qfey1fo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ff9b0a64c016889e3523cd4fae61025e/tumblr_mn2pufqJKY1qfey1fo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a721e2b597b809dd97bf2ab40ac0b7c7/tumblr_mn2pufqJKY1qfey1fo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d96883c8918f5854781534b1ffbcad11/tumblr_mn2pufqJKY1qfey1fo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/38c25394d00b9c3fcc2340aa475489af/tumblr_mn2pufqJKY1qfey1fo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://danphinite.tumblr.com/post/50934244148/a-shiny-charizard" target="_blank">danphinite</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tinnyhouse.tumblr.com/post/50871553111/i-shit-you-fucking-not-i-got-weepinzard-first-try" target="_blank">tinnyhouse</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i shit you fucking not <span>i got weepinzard first try and now i can’t stop laughing at his dumb face and his dumb name</span></p> </blockquote> <p>Vale, esa no me la esperaba xDDD</p> </blockquote> <p>Casi muero de risa xD</p>http://josemcpato.tumblr.com/post/50941676639http://josemcpato.tumblr.com/post/50941676639Tue, 21 May 2013 00:55:30 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzuosmCSCP1r2t4s0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>- ¿Crees que el frío pone los pezones duros?</p> <p>+ Eeeeeeeh…</p> <p>- ¡¡¡BELIEVE!!!</p>http://josemcpato.tumblr.com/post/50940567814http://josemcpato.tumblr.com/post/50940567814Tue, 21 May 2013 00:41:08 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/55cbe3eff6d0587e3eb88449904cc302/tumblr_mn2x3d38jt1qkvbwso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oh-shit-no-the-feelings.tumblr.com/post/50930351025/did-you-kno-source-los-cuervos-son-mas" target="_blank">oh-shit-no-the-feelings</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://didyouknowblog.com/post/50883480812/source" target="_blank">did-you-kno</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrion_Crow" target="_blank">Source</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Los cuervos son más inteligentes que muchas personas que conozco.</p> </blockquote> <p>La MAYORÍA de animales son más inteligentes que muchas personas que conozco.</p>http://josemcpato.tumblr.com/post/50938547760http://josemcpato.tumblr.com/post/50938547760Tue, 21 May 2013 00:15:07 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eb1e40a957916ddaf694568662ccef67/tumblr_mlu5g4gc6f1qgu2wio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://ayustar.tumblr.com/post/50929705487/earthandanimals-giant-day-gecko-this-is-my" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">ayustar</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://earthandanimals.tumblr.com/post/48889563713" target="_blank">earthandanimals</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Giant Day Gecko</strong></p> <p><em>*This is my own photography*</em></p> </blockquote> <p>What a cute little guy!</p></blockquote>http://josemcpato.tumblr.com/post/50938410900http://josemcpato.tumblr.com/post/50938410900Tue, 21 May 2013 00:13:21 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2e204ed35fc8b474d0d97fff8fd1f382/tumblr_mn46po8wx11rsszvco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>La mejor decoración que se le puede poner a un camión de estos xD le dejo mis dies al propietario</p>http://josemcpato.tumblr.com/post/50938205683http://josemcpato.tumblr.com/post/50938205683Tue, 21 May 2013 00:10:43 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e93b90461ee92c58bbfac427f5f25f98/tumblr_mn4736YBLE1rsszvco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cerebraldisorder.tumblr.com/post/50931704412/ahora-entiendo-como-funciona" target="_blank">cerebraldisorder</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>ahora entiendo como funciona</p> </blockquote> <p>Y yo que pensaba que era magia :O</p>http://josemcpato.tumblr.com/post/50937179348http://josemcpato.tumblr.com/post/50937179348Mon, 20 May 2013 23:57:42 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e27bf184ae8c6af054a31c9ad80707f8/tumblr_mmzv3o0Aup1rvv3p7o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d79b6a0e1794217d1be602156b384263/tumblr_mmzv3o0Aup1rvv3p7o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8cd855872eb95d431aa3de38422071e4/tumblr_mmzv3o0Aup1rvv3p7o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3c39a4fccbec70cb0465ec2c4bba0f8d/tumblr_mmzv3o0Aup1rvv3p7o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/61870e1fa6adc69197c69cf09e0464ff/tumblr_mmzv3o0Aup1rvv3p7o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/15dbb13290c28c9a528ce47d1a4231b7/tumblr_mmzv3o0Aup1rvv3p7o9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9e826d3c4b425c4c823d08406f0c3db1/tumblr_mmzv3o0Aup1rvv3p7o8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6c8275eb8f1e9faf956c440bd2007178/tumblr_mmzv3o0Aup1rvv3p7o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0512b0b0b752a0bbee992560129ebc42/tumblr_mmzv3o0Aup1rvv3p7o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://josemcpato.tumblr.com/post/50921138575http://josemcpato.tumblr.com/post/50921138575Mon, 20 May 2013 20:20:57 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/47e9547f488ea3a5169659fb415471be/tumblr_mj5jj2YYRh1s0l15do8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6eb60ffc8230610bd187ddf274ed8679/tumblr_mj5jj2YYRh1s0l15do1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b7464c8956475458104421d921320be5/tumblr_mj5jj2YYRh1s0l15do7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/85171f2f0043424248b9f2a5c1882304/tumblr_mj5jj2YYRh1s0l15do6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/db39b31ababedec7de2b07fd7f11509e/tumblr_mj5jj2YYRh1s0l15do5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3db9e65b892c3c2c6f2260a33faca902/tumblr_mj5jj2YYRh1s0l15do4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c194a07133336ea8700f5f341c5394f8/tumblr_mj5jj2YYRh1s0l15do3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bcf45b8bbef66f667370e75c551eefa8/tumblr_mj5jj2YYRh1s0l15do2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nebesulandia.tumblr.com/post/50910131945/la-futura-casa-de-josemcpato" target="_blank">nebesulandia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>La futura casa de @josemcpato</p> </blockquote> <p>Tirarme en esa cama va a ser lo más cerca que estaré de hacer una orgía solo con tías en mi vida. Lo mejor es que ya estaré más cerca que miles de tios xD</p> <p>PD: la lampara de la mesita de noche y del techo serán una cosa así:</p> <p><img alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ovOGWEce-Yw/S722w2Wv9iI/AAAAAAAAMUA/D8EbyEtACU8/s1600/002.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="" src="http://raphstone.es/images/lampara-sotto-wall.jpg"/></p>http://josemcpato.tumblr.com/post/50911232834http://josemcpato.tumblr.com/post/50911232834Mon, 20 May 2013 17:30:43 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0e8e8d38348e80b4f74dc61ba59c396a/tumblr_mn1hqcndvL1qbdc3uo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chuskopan.com/post/50901613474/el-original-en-ingles-lo-posteo-memewhore" target="_blank">chuskopan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>El original en inglés lo posteó <a href="http://memewhore.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">memewhore</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Si trolear no es un arte, no se cómo puede serlo la tauromaquia</p>http://josemcpato.tumblr.com/post/50909528026http://josemcpato.tumblr.com/post/50909528026Mon, 20 May 2013 16:57:00 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9aedeee0a7c1de59dcccc275d8cc5373/tumblr_mn267x0SFF1qafjowo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.lavin-compae.com/post/50897702601/y-asi-es-como-se-crian-las-pinatas" target="_blank">lavin-compae</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Y así es como se crían las piñatas.</p> </blockquote>http://josemcpato.tumblr.com/post/50905098834http://josemcpato.tumblr.com/post/50905098834Mon, 20 May 2013 15:22:21 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bc20c0f54e57866690e8e943fe1dddc5/tumblr_mn2d8jqSqv1r3gb3zo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Este es como yo, no puede salir normal en las fotos ni con esa edad xD estoy orgulloso de él</p>http://josemcpato.tumblr.com/post/50899907548http://josemcpato.tumblr.com/post/50899907548Mon, 20 May 2013 13:08:46 +0200